Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 25, 2019

Muff dribble

A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina

Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble

by Snakepig January 16, 2020

extreme muff diving

When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way

"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"

by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018

minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

by stanlenr January 15, 2021

Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.

“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”

by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021

muff dagger

your todger, old man , penis

get your leg open love, make room for me muff dagger

by algarve dave December 14, 2004