Enslaved moisture

Water trapped in a plastic bottle

“Ah yes, enslaved moisture.”

by stonks22 June 30, 2019

moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

Moist

A word people pretend to hate because the internet told them too.

person 1: eww I hate the word moist

person 2: oh really? why?
person 1: ...............

by bramstoner September 24, 2020

Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.

As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010

Moist Barry

Where someone has a dump under water.

He's having a moist barry!

by EggoH June 4, 2010

moist nigga

a nigga who speaks about things he doesn't speak about as a nigga and gets his feelings involved

C: " she's more than just the girl of my dreams. i'm tryna wife her, make kids and have a family. but she don't see that i'm reaching out and shit
L: like all these girls think we just tryna fuck. fuck that, lemme kick some fifa

C: yeah don't wanna be on that moist-nigga tip

moist nigga. a nigga in his feels

by lukefrequency March 29, 2018

moist ass

An ass that is the moistest

That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium

by SentientChair November 10, 2018