moofer

Sometimes used as a term of endearment to refer to sub woofers. Also used as submoofer. Usually seen on car stereo forums and bulletins on the internet.

OMFG that moofer is teh sexxors! How much did it cost?

Now I have some moofage in my ride.

My moofers is pounding out some deebeez!

by flak_monkey July 11, 2007

moofasa

only the greatest beast ever created by Disney. He schooled Scar but was attacked by a heard of wilderbeast and then fell off a cliff. His glory lived on in his son, Simba, who in turn got revenge and killed Scar.

One day Moofasa was walking in the safari when suddenly his evil brother Scar pounced on him and bit his neck.

Damn, dat Moofasa be banging!

by nala africaan December 9, 2008

moofies

calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car

That girl is cute moofies

by John Francisco May 11, 2007

moofies

If someone is in possesion of something you really want, you moofie it and its yours to keep.. no if ands or buts.

Lauren: yo let me get that lighter
Caitlin: here ya go (hands her the lighter)
Lauren: MOOFIES ITS MINE!
Caitlin: aw man =(

by PMafia September 2, 2008

Moosespanker

Masterbating, fucking off, slackin' off, good for nothing son of a bitch. A Lazy Bastard.

That goddamn Chris, he was supposed to cut the grass and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. He's a Moosespanker anyway. This is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.

by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009

mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

by pooeyhead April 11, 2014

Moolest

1. To be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;

also known as homicide by indirect trampling.

2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.

1. "If I see your ass on my property again I will moolest you"

"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."

"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"

2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"

by Wooflester May 16, 2013