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Masterbating, fucking off, slackin' off, good for nothing son of a bitch. A Lazy Bastard.
That goddamn Chris, he was supposed to cut the grass and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. He's a Moosespanker anyway. This is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.
by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009
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