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payday mooch

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).
I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".
by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
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gothic mochas

Toddy Smithy wears this clothing brand
Oh look Scott is wearing Gothic Mochas
by the rawr dinosaur July 15, 2020
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Pulling a Mooch

Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.
After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.
by The Big Puh July 31, 2017
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Mocha Momma

A woman of color who possess the qualities of a good cup of mocha: chocolate and caffeine. An erudite hottie who happens to be a mother and is full of energy. Someone who his deliciously sexy.
That Mocha Momma is at Starbucks so much that she is the same complexion as her drink. But she don't give none of those men her phone number, cuz she IS somebody's momma and wife.
by Kelly Wickham July 25, 2008
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Cheap Ass Mooch

Noun - you know who they are:
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything

they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser
motherlicker - Let's pop by cluck up for dinner.

c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?

motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!
by ssatanica April 10, 2009
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Mooch

noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches

A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"

"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."

"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
by RomulusAugustus August 3, 2017
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mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
by Anonymous July 9, 2003
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