Montese

The Sex goddess of Montrose, mid evil Petty Queen

Don't mess around and get Montese

by Montese December 20, 2016

montressa

A beautiful strong independent woman

Who is Caring/loving

She is un selfish and will anything for you. But don't understand estamate her

I love her determination she is such a Montressa!

by Nina Dina April 26, 2017

Montreal handjob

A handjob in which the girl occasionally uses her mouth, lips or tongue to stimulate the penis and/or scrotum. Orgasm is generally provided manually, though the girl may position herself such that most or all of the ejaculate is deposited on her face.

The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.

by Epic R. Guy August 4, 2018

Montréal Road Rage

Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.

Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!

Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"

by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019

Montrece

He is a really nice person when he wants to be. He is a handsome person and can tell you anything you wanna know at anytime. He is a really strong and powerful person you just have to know him for him to open up to you.

Montrece is such a powerful and fun person.

by aniyaamarieee June 27, 2020

Montreal Meat Pie

The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.

Hey what's for dessert?

Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.

by manswer April 29, 2009

Montreal Tuxedo

A Montreal Canadiens jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal events. Only recognized in Montreal, sadly... stupid rest of Canada.

Nice to see you dressed in your Montreal Tuxedo for my sister's wedding!

by growlerMonkey January 24, 2011