Moffett

A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.

"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."

"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."

by Vfa-83 LINE March 13, 2009

Miffed

past participle of MILF.
After one crests the apex of "Like To", one graduates to "Did".
Mother I FFuckED. Miffed.

Blake's friend: "Blake, Your mom's a MILF"
Blake's other friend: "Miffed that."
Blake: "Screw you guys."

by crashlanta October 26, 2011

Miffed

Being a little bit annoyed but not super annoyed. Usually cured by making kissy faces

Bruna is miffed at Jordan because he hasn't started his work and yet he remains rattled.

by Jruna October 19, 2017

Muffed up

phrase referring to fucking up sex by not shaving your muff

We was about to hit it right, but i reached in, felt that bush and though "damn, this bitch muffed up." She knew she muffed up too.

by Fisherella June 30, 2009

miffed

To be incredibly pissed off or wicked fucking mad.

I was so miffed after I saw my chem exam grade that I wanted to kill someone.

by PaigeA May 6, 2008

maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz December 17, 2012

[Moffee]

Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.

example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee

Every morning I poor a cup of Moffee which contains 60 percent milk and 40 percent coffee.

by KHInk May 30, 2008