fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.

Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!

fitness mistress by Carl1983 June 24, 2012

tit mistress 

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.

A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.

tit mistress by SPQR January 28, 2008

dick mistress 

a fancy way for calling people a whore, also when used on a man it is calling them a whore and fag at the same time thus attaining the coveted "double whammy"

Person A: Man, Elton John is such a dick mistress.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.

dick mistress by Jaime Blanco December 25, 2007

dirty mistress

a woman who's goal is to find a man who's in a relationship and make his loyalties waver. the ultimate goal is to win the man in the end.

that bitch was his dirty mistress the whole 3 years we dated.

dirty mistress by will77534 January 21, 2007

business mistress

When a man hires a woman as an assistant, intern, etc. so she will do anything and anywhere with him for money.

Co-worker 1: Did you hear? Apparently the new girl is boss' new business mistress.

Co-worker 2: Well, can you blame him? She looks like she would be a awesome playmate.

business mistress by Kimmay February 11, 2013

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

legit mistress by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019

Meta-Morph Mistress 

A Meta-Morph Mistress is your girlfriend on the side, who can change into what ever fantasy you can imagine. From a Honeymoon Honey, to a Porn Star Paramour, or an Elegant Seductress, she is THE uber GFE!

Jack: I heard you got a new mistress.
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!

Meta-Morph Mistress by satireV June 15, 2012