miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
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miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake
by Justletmepark May 29, 2018
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Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!
Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.
by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023
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Miserable Bitch Face

Follow on from the term, "resting bitch face". Means the person, normally a girl / woman has a miserable looking face and looks like a right bitch.
Is that girl upset or does she just have a miserable bitch face.
by Mad4it November 26, 2015
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Mrs Miserable Fuck

Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!
Some one who does nothing but moan is now a mrs miserable fuck
by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009
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