Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories
Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
Get the Blair Minimummug. Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.
by SarahADowney March 29, 2021
Get the minimum viable face (MVF)mug. Minimum Guy:- Someone associated with a business , association or organisation, those who do only what they are asked to do.
by Blazé Clemont January 28, 2022
Get the Minimum Guymug. (verb) an exaggeration and extreme version of "minimalized." While minimalize means to simplify or reduce something in a clean, intentional way, minimumized means to cut it down to the bone, maybe even too far.
Someone on discord told me that "minimumized" isn't a real word so I minimumized his life span to 5 minutes because that's the time I need to drive to his house and unlock his doors.
by LuoirM April 20, 2025
Get the Minimumizedmug. B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
Get the Bare Minimum Bullshitmug. A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.
Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.
by Taraun May 24, 2024
Get the Minimum Daily Motherfuckermug. The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
Get the Blair minimummug.