Minecraft

A virtual drug that will probably take over your childhood and teenage years.

Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...

by xXChibitaliaXx June 15, 2012

Minecrack

Another name for the highly addictive, underground game; Minecraft.

Dwayne: Hey, want to come to the party tonight?

Mitch: No way man, I'm busy playing Minecrack!!

by cytosine345 January 12, 2011

Minecraft fanboy

A Minecraft fanboy thinks just because a thing is in Minecraft they think everything else that has that thing is copying Minecraft.

All Nintendo games on the Nintendo 64 have the same graphics as Minecraft. Therefor the Minecraft fanboy thinks it is copying it.

by Vinny Cohen June 12, 2016

Minea

Minea is an amazing person who always will be there for you. She is tiny and cute you just want to hug her forever. Minea is really kind and will always help you when you need help. She is also really funny and will always make you smile.

person 1: look at that girl!
person 2: who? minea?
person 1: yeah, she’s so cute

by fatnessismything May 5, 2018

Minecraft OCD

When you play Minecraft and everything has to be in order, land has to be even, and etc.

Just play can you get your example of Minecraft OCD

by Hehe smith July 31, 2011

Minecraft Sickness

A common sickness experienced by builders who play Minecraft for an extended period of time, especially Survival Mode.

Some symptoms of minecraft sickness are:
-renewed fear of the dark
-urge to place torches in a dark hall
-wondering if there's any diamond under your house in real life
-urge to punch trees
-animal abuse
-putting raw pork into stove

Junkie1 and Junkie2 are going camping

1: Bro, its getting dark, we need to light some torches and put them on the trees
2: ok! (gets coal from grill and a stick)
1: no wait i already have some! (gets matches)
2: wait what we thinking! putting torches on trees is just as bad as flint and iron!
1: well if we cant have light, we have to stay up all night and make sure creepers don't get us.
2: we can still make a small fort with the wood around us (punches trees)
1: (comes to senses) oh no! we have minecraft sickness!

by The Yarn Box March 5, 2011

Mine Diamonds

The act of mining diamonds in the game named minecraft. diamonds are one of the rarest items in minecraft. diamonds are powerufl and also used to make, swords, pickaxes, garden hoe's, shovels and armor. but there are stitll more uses

Alright guys, cough I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good.

Minin' away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!

So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!"Ah!cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough
I'm alright, I'm ready"
All these diamonds
Sittin' carefully lay
I'm getting worried (Shut the fucking door!)
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Now they're safe
Woah
Now
Now that they're safe
Woah
Mine diamonds, heavy breathing (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)

Uh, thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song

by Weird boi July 31, 2019