michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.
by Kim July 09, 2004
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"I think I'm goin' to Katmandu!"

"I'm getting closer to my home..."
by cardenio February 05, 2005
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My home state. 3 days ago it was around 55F now its 15F. in the winter the weather is like northern greenland, in the summer the weather is like southern australia. we only get 3 months of summer so its pretty cold here.

Bad. shitty as hell government, bad winter weather, ALOT of crime, one day it could be 70F the next -20F, no jobs.

Good. Best hunting in the usa, low gas prices, low jerkey prices pretty much anything you can buy anywhere else for 20 bucks you can get here for 5.
It's cold

It's affordable

It's michigan
by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 08, 2006
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Ok, first of all... people who say, "oh it sucks and it's so boring i've been there a million times" I LIVE HERE IN MICHIGAN I THINK I WOULD KNOW A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN YOU. yeah.. it's boring.. but there arent "just cornfields" beleive it or not, there ARE beaches here... and sometimes it gets up to 100 degrees. It's NICE having 4 seasons... at least it's not just hot weather... im sorry.. but if i had to wake up christmas morning and not see snow... it wouldn't even feel like christmas. all im saying.. is that when all everyones saying is that there's ONLY cornfields and it's only BORING... that's not the truth, so if you don't even live here... and your saying stuff like that, then you can shut the fuck up, because the only people who REALLY know about michigan are the ones who LIVE here.
person from california: OH EM GEE!! eeew michigan... all they have is cornfields!!!!

person from michigan: shut the fuck up you dumb bitch.
by Kaaaaaaatie July 25, 2006
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by Shiv December 23, 2003
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A place with funny names that you can meld into stupid jokes.

Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.

Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Everyone in Paradise will die in Hell Michigan...

Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 06, 2005
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A ROCKIN STATE that gets longer days off then florida.
florida sucks and michigan rocks

GO BLUE
by noodlemac August 02, 2006
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