michigan 

the crappiest state in this country. has lost to appalachian state and oregon state. is going to get their ass handed to them when the buckeyes come to town

How many batteries does it take to beat michigan? 1AA.

michigan by michigan sucks October 16, 2007

michigan 

Ohio State University's bitch

Every year Ohio State football plays, they make Michigan their bitch.

michigan by Savoca December 1, 2007

michigan 

State with horrible drivers, too many shite Ford shitey Mustangs, spoiled brats, and jacked up roads, with car insurance rates high as hell.

Oh yeah, snow in June...WTF?!

"God I hate living in Michigan"

michigan by Former-Ohioan August 10, 2003

michigan 

1. A source of ridicule for Ohioans; the butt of many common playground jokes for young Ohioan schoolchildren.
2. Home of the worst football team in all time.
3. Funny lookin'

I hardly even know what football is, but I DO know that Michigan sucks.

michigan by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005

Michigan 

The state that sucks the most dick. ever.

"Have you ever lived in Michigan?"

"Fuck you"

Michigan by Ohio Killer December 28, 2005

Michigan 

Like, a REALLY big poo.

Fiona had a nice orgasm when Jonas dumped a Michigan on her chest and started titty fucking her.

Michigan by WhoDatFreshBoi March 19, 2017

Michigan 

A very shitty state where people cannot drive, park, think, and are just dumb af. (They have a blinking yellow and res light wtf) Michigan people are typically jealous of Ohioans because Ohio is an awesome state and full of people that know how to drive.

Michigan is the worst state ever. If I had a dime for every time a Michigan person parked over the damn lines I would be richer than Donald trump

Michigan by Brisk snow June 9, 2018