Sebastian Michaelis

The hottest anime man you will ever see. with one glance he can make any fan girl fall to their knees. but... hes gay because I said so.

Ur dad: I love Sebastian Michaelis more than your mother!
me: *tears* you finally came back. but... Where's the milk?
Ur dad: that was a lie so i could go sleep with Sebastian Michaelis.
me: I just want to eat cereal stop being so gay.

by ur dad??????? February 27, 2023

The Michelin Man

When a couple with more than two extra tyres between them participate in bedtime activities. Usually one or more tyres are moved in order to achieve the activity.

“Honey my tyre is looking good after dinner today”

“Mmm, I love that darling we can go upstairs and do the Michelin Man tonight”

by MichelinMan101 April 10, 2023

michayla

a nerd who is funny and annoying... but my sister from another mister! who rides horses and who thinks shes a bad a$$ and supposebly says she can keep a secret .... and has a but butt

was that michayla that walked by cause it sure looked like her from the behind!

by awesome123456789 March 10, 2012

micalina

Micalina is the best person you will ever know, she is nice, kind, funny, and most of the time quiet. She is the strangest human being on this planet, and has a great time. She is someone you can tell anything to, she would never tell a secret or spoil a surprise. She tells only her bestest of friends her secrets and will try to get as close to her crush as possible (without him knowing of course)! She would never ever be mean to anyone or make fun of you for an embarrassing secret

Girl 1: *sighs* I wish I could tell someone about my crush.
Girl 2: Why don’t you tell Micalina she will never judge you about anything!

by Hehehhehehehehhe November 20, 2017

mickaylin

A girl who everyone adores. The one who cheers people up when they sad. She is beautiful in everyway and if you have a friend like her you are one lucky person. She may look innocent and shy but if you really know her you would know she is the exact opposite. Every boy wants her. She lights up the room the second she steps into it

Boy: i want my girlfriend to be a mickaylin

by @awesome01 December 17, 2016

Michaeling

When you find a girl you like and you end up in the friend zone for months. She tells you about all the guys she hooks up with and you're pretty much brother sister.... but the brother wants an incestuous relationship. Also it helps if you have had the chance to hook up with her before.

Yo, hows that chick?
Idk man... I've been michaeling her so not that good.
Yikes

by dickdadi September 21, 2017

Michelin

Rolls of fat around the hips. Can be used either affectionately or derogatorily.

That lady might have some Michelin, but she has a sweet face and a nice personality.

by pentozali April 7, 2008