text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

away message

1. Message set in an instant messanger client that informs people on your buddy list that you are away.
Common messages include: away, brb, and sleeping

My cousin john needs to learn how to use away messages

by KenF December 28, 2005

Messi

one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.

dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles

by soccertomboy March 6, 2015

Messi Fanboy

Usually a kid under the age of 12 who treats Messi as a god. They cant appreciate any player without saying Messi is better. He is an amazing player but his fan base is absolutely horrible.

"Cristiano Ronaldo is a great player"
*Messi Fan boy: "MESSI BETTER."
"No use arguing with a Messi Fanboy..."

by Daisukin July 27, 2019

tex message

A text message where every word is misspelled as if written by a retard or a Texan.

I can't make head or tails out of this tex message.Something about eetin owt my cuzzin?????

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

messing up

1. to do something wrong, make a mistake, or make a fool of yourself

2. to not be funny or interesting

"That girl is walking around like she's all that. She is messing up."

by loredaj March 30, 2010

The Messier

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

by ballersupreme January 13, 2008