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The Mermaid theory

Based on How i met your mother's 11th Episode of 6th Season

300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate at sea for female comapionship, it got so bad that manatee out in the water started to look like beautiful womens, mermaids.

Every women no matter how initially repugnant have a mermaid clock, its the time it takes for you to bone her. sure today you see her as a manatee but she aint gonna stay that way.
by arv1e December 8, 2010
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Mermaider

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid
"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"
by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007
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mermaidish

We're not sure what mermaidish means. So ask a mermaid.
Mermaidish?
by Asylum760 December 2, 2009
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Memeic

When somebody is acting fake-acting toxic behavior as a joke.
Person 1: "Just post it on GitHub."
Person 2: "What the fuck is GitHub?"
Person 1: "Pepega Clap"
Person 2: "Wow no need to be toxic, how the fuck should I know?"
Person 1: "Calm down it was not meant to be toxic. I was being memeic."
by PGdDonut September 10, 2021
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Angry Mermaid

This is a sexual act involving cumming on the insides of a girl ankles. Then proceed to push the feet together until they stick. When this is completed and both feet are stuck together slap her in the face and throw seaweed at her. This should give her the appereance of an angry mermaid
John: Hey man i angry mermaided this bitches ass last night
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
by Goatse King December 18, 2009
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Mermaid

A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either:

A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.

Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.

Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.

See: temptress
I don't care what skeptics and scientists say. I believe mermaids exist.
by The Only Believer? December 28, 2005
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little mermaid

by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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