Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.
Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
shes twerkin her merkin in the shower.
by gc2467 March 12, 2020
The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin
by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022
Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them
There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s
by Streetrossi January 18, 2023
Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.
by Field Of Dreamz February 02, 2011
by yung_xon June 17, 2023