Merkin breath

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.

Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

merkinyou27

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by MerkinYou27 October 1, 2018

Real Merkin

A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.

"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."

by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013

Merkin

To murder

Peeps cant just b runnin around MERKIN other peeps
“Im thinkin bout MERKIN that mofo

by gypsy mom November 17, 2017

Merkin Boy

Kyle Weaver -- his hair looks like a damn merkin!!

"Hey merkin boy, why does your hair look like a freakin pubic wig?!?"

by Tablemate January 16, 2003

Meakins

A mammal that has extraordinary large fingers.
They bare a striking resemblance to sausages or sainsburys cumuberland sausages.
However, his/her personality is rather sweet.

"Meakins is a cool guy"
"Meakins fingers are HUGE!"

by Mary Christmas November 5, 2007

merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

by happysmileygirl August 2, 2005