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turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway
Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.
by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020
mugGet the turbo mergingmug.

Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.
That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.
by cquillian April 17, 2013
mugGet the Mobile Mergemug.

Merge

2 malignant tumors forming to make a benign one so its easier to treat the cancer that is tf2 communities
ely: yoo lets merge
wndr: *retarded baby noises*
ely: ??
by letterb_ December 4, 2021
mugGet the Mergemug.

Merge Virg

An inexperienced driver, often inexperienced on big roads or cities. Usually risks peoples safety without even realizing it.
Oh yeah, he’s a merge virg. He’s always driven in the country.”

YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”
by Blue Jay November 12, 2023
mugGet the Merge Virgmug.

mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
by solarecreator July 29, 2014
mugGet the mexican mergemug.

Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river
I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.
by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014
mugGet the Mergedmug.
When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).
Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”

Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”

Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”

Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”

Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”

Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”

Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
mugGet the Radiological torture merged interrogationsmug.

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