Melvin

A rare person that jacks off everyday usually have ligma

Melvin’s arm is hugs,girl omg yea Melvin’s friend yea he maturbates daily

by Shgwbaj July 21, 2018

melvin

A wedgie in the front.

Dude, we totally just melvined Death!

by Ithaca June 19, 2005

meloing

Meloing is when a male has a very small penis, which makes it extremely difficult to pleasure any male or female when participating in any sexual activities.

Carmelo!! Why are you meloing?? You need a penis pump!!

by LilBiscuit December 1, 2015

Melting Snowman

When you nut onto your girls, face giving her a facial. It's the way that your hot, warm froth has covered her face and is dripping off makes her look like she is a snowman that is melting.

Did you hear that he bust his balls onto her face. She ended up looking like a melting snowman.

by SmuckLordSmeagle July 16, 2019

mascara melting

when make-up (often lady's) starts to run down their face due to a build-up of moisture, making an allusion to the wicked witch of the west more than appropriate.

'Man, it's pouring!! What a concert, I'm absolutely drenched. Gotta love outdoor shows! '..."No kidding! Look at the gal in front of ya - there's some SERious mascara melting going on."

by RowJ July 11, 2011

melting cock

True to the phrase "melting pot"... a "melting cock" is a dong that doesn't discriminate and sticks it to all races.

Vidal is a melting cock, he hits all continents!

by Mellie B. September 26, 2007

mellingitis

A disease that is characterized by sleeping all day, and sometimes drinking too much.

Person 1: God, that girl fucking sleeps all day.
Person 2: Maybe she has a case of mellingitis

by Porcelain Doll April 29, 2008