Pussy Melter 9000

Another term for the Messiah, Jesus Christ.

“God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

melter

1. scoring a wonder goal in football
2. putting in a hard days work
3. if someone says or does something ridiculous or awkward

1. What a goal! That's an asolute melter!
2. I've got a 9-5 melter at work today
3. After someone licked another boys balls in his drunken state. "That's a melter boys"

by jackyboi999 December 7, 2009

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

by bigdonnie April 12, 2008

Melker

he is a viking, he is a munstycke Arabisk pedofil från Kina, släckten är från Argentina

#belikemelker
www.melker.com

"im a melker" " you are so melker" "han är melker" "sluta melker"

by Hejmo March 9, 2020

Melker

Short disgusting, white, privlidged asshole, with a humongusly small penis. His favorite Shrek 3 charachter is the gay cat. He also has a dig bick.

''Only Melker's listen to lil yachty''

by Totally not Bäck February 24, 2017

Face Melter

The effects of a heavy metal scream, so high pitched that your ear drums will explode and your eyes will liquify into nothing but white ooze.

Rob Halford: Vocalist for Judas Priest, his scream is a perfect example of a Face Melter...

by Eddie Riggs January 8, 2010