Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.

All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?

by swivet February 5, 2010

peach melvin

When you put peaches in a girl's vagina and either whipped cream or iced cream on a man's penis, then proceed to sixty-nine for a minute, then rotate and kiss each other, forming peaches and cream in each others mouths.

Betty and I had peach melvin for dessert last night.

by SKatch May 4, 2005

in a meeting

phrase used when you are at home or over at someone's house smoking weed.

Boy: Where were you last night, you missed your grandma's wake...

Girl: I was over at Dave's house in a meeting.

by pooponyou August 21, 2005

Melvin Penuela

A very very leaky vagina
Some one who moans and bitches over an instant message

She has to clean her pussy, cause she has a Melvin Penuela!

He wouldn shut the fuck up! What a Melvin Penuela!

by Pako Delgado March 8, 2008

meeting whore

A co-worker who chooses to spend as much time as possible in meetings, often times uninvited. Usually they do this to avoid doing productive work themselves, claim credit for their team's work or at least insinuate that their leadership was critical to their success, and generally just get more face time with senior management than their hard-working colleagues.

P1: Uh, have you seen my junior assistant today?
P2: No, he seems to be in meetings all day.
P1: That is odd. I have not seen any invites on my calendar, we have a harsh deadline approaching, and I am the project leader.
P2: Yes, I would be careful. Your assistant is a meeting whore. He will have people convinced he is running the project by day's end.

by tusk151 October 28, 2009

Zachary Meekins

A minor celebrity in Canada, most known for being a musician, but is also known as a comedian, and has made television appearances on programs such as County and was an extra in an episode of Smallville. His music (In Spades) has been featured in programs such as Smallville, County, Entourage, and CSI New York.

Singer of In Spades.

Was rated badboy number 6 of 10 on Underground magazine's "Naught but Nice, The Badboys of 2010"

I went to Zachary Meekins' comedy set the other night, it was great!

by Heartbreaker43 January 21, 2011

come to jesus meeting

A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.

"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."

by DC Daly May 12, 2009