meaty fart

When you try to fart and shit accidentally comes out.

I tried to sneak out an SBG, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.

by Jama Jenneson June 3, 2008

meaty slit

A swolen, wet, hot, horny pussy. i love mine...I like to masturbate with a vibrator in it and rub my pussy at a rapid speed for maximum cum.

My meaty slit was pounded by jeff.

by hot lizzie October 13, 2008

Meaty Taco

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot

Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!

by Tmoney35 May 26, 2010

beatie meatie

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.

I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie

by Gomez Colemanio April 28, 2008

meaty chomp

Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.

Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?

by jimd October 31, 2007

Meaty Sword

An erect penis

She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.

by I Fish 247 February 20, 2009

Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.

On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.

by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020