A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
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by adam phillips November 8, 2008
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by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021
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