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masticulate

when a megaladon bites a human testicle
the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.
by jimbolinni May 13, 2005
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Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out
"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"
by JimiVamp September 23, 2007
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mystical interlude

Used by Baby Boomers to replace "senior moment". It has a softer feeling than senior moment. Also- MI
Wait, I almost have the word I'm looking for. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I'm having a .....Mystical Interlude.......... and just can't come up with it.
by Sues January 4, 2008
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Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
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mystically brown

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz
Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.
by Elbow bones April 28, 2014
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masticabulary

A vocabulary that chews up the vocabulary of all contenders
I wield my masticabulary like a big dictionary hangin' shade over your cerebral vortex
by Voluninousrr March 6, 2017
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post mastication turbulence

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.
by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010
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