Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world

Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.

by The True Ram and BMNB Captin June 30, 2016

minimum wage day wrecker

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day

I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed

by NickyLags September 11, 2010

Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 August 19, 2008

maximum ice

a large,cheap,not bad tasting man sized beer sold @ the lcbo that gets you smashed

hey nick you still pounding the maximum ice into you?

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Maximum Faticity

When you gorge your self with the most delicious meal till you cant possibly eat anything else and you still take that one last bite then you say your done Hence reaching Maximum Faticity Occurs to any creature that eats side effects are laziness, sleepiness, flachantiness, extreme touching of the belly, urge to smoke

We just got eating salad broccoli n cheese and baked chili cheese dogs and when i took that last bite i reached maximum faticity, now i'm ready for a a cigarette let me get that lighter

by fatguy42022 January 16, 2011

maximum likingness

the optimum time to post your photos on facebook so they obtain as many likes as possible. its a thing.

"oh, i'm going to post my photo in the morning so it can get maximum likingness!"

by prevaivishsuvindhoora February 17, 2013

Maximum D

The guy in the group with the largest "heart". He is the most awesome friend and will be loyal to a fault. He is hilarious and will make anyone laugh at any time just because he can. He is friends with all the ladies and not just because he has a big "heart". He is the most widely like friend because he is genuine, honest, and likes to have a good time. The party does not happen without Maximum D. He is a great rapper (not really), but he is funny as shit all the time. He does not judge his friends but embraces their differences because he knows that's what makes them cool. He is spontaneous and not afraid of making a fool of himself in public. He will dance on stage with you if you ask. He will defend you against your enemies and praise you to your friends. He has a good singing voice and will sing to you if you smile at him and beg. He loves surprises, especially ones that involve pretty girls and fireworks. He is the most awesome friend and will one day girls, be the best lover you ever had.

Girl 1: "I am boarded and this party is lame". Girl 2: "We need us some Maximum D."

by jenluvslife92 April 1, 2015