Definitions by kalisz

retard salad 

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

retard salad by kalisz June 14, 2010

retard jones 

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .

hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.

retard jones by kalisz June 14, 2010

maximum ice 

a large,cheap,not bad tasting man sized beer sold @ the lcbo that gets you smashed

hey nick you still pounding the maximum ice into you?

maximum ice by kalisz June 14, 2010

shit blizzard 

when bad things happen all at once, a very bad winter storm,

dorthy road in on a big old shit blizzard

shit blizzard by kalisz June 14, 2010

shit riddler 

a shit riddler is 1 who speaks in shit riddles and makes no sense

quit your talking you shit riddler i can't understand you

shit riddler by kalisz June 14, 2010