Definitions by kalisz

retard salad 

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

retard salad by kalisz June 14, 2010

retard jones 

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .

hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.

retard jones by kalisz June 14, 2010

shit blizzard 

when bad things happen all at once, a very bad winter storm,

dorthy road in on a big old shit blizzard

shit blizzard by kalisz June 14, 2010

maximum ice 

a large,cheap,not bad tasting man sized beer sold @ the lcbo that gets you smashed

hey nick you still pounding the maximum ice into you?

maximum ice by kalisz June 14, 2010

shit riddler 

a shit riddler is 1 who speaks in shit riddles and makes no sense

quit your talking you shit riddler i can't understand you

shit riddler by kalisz June 14, 2010