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Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
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Manable

Verb. To enable manly behavior in your male friends, particularly by luring them away from more feminine pursuits or their wife.
Frank manabled Joe's cigar smoking, much to Joe's wife's chagrin.
by boobookitteh November 29, 2010
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Manbeerpig

all one can say the morning after a party where he/she drank lots of beer and ate lots pig. Meaning "Man, I drank a lot of beer and ate a lot of pig"
George W.: "Hey Al, how was the party last night?"
Al Gore: "Ugh...Manbeerpig."
by thegoodtouch June 14, 2011
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Manabandanabananatory

Strictly required by a law; mandatory
It is manabandanabananatory to stop at stop lights at intersections
by MrTomkabob February 21, 2020
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swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men
He went swimming with the manatees last weekend
by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016
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God damn mahabee

Extreamly dry, awful, ugly, and lack of skill; basically roasting the shit out of someone
Thomas McCluskey's basketball skills are dryer than the God damn mahabee
by Mclovin Jarjingle March 18, 2017
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Manbed

An unfortunate occurance where multiple people of the male gender are forced (generally by space constraints) to sleep in the same bed. The acceptable method for sleeping in Manbed is for all parties involved to sleep on different layers of blankets, to reduce the risk of unwanted contact or spooning.
We got a room at the Holiday Inn, but when we got there they only had one King size bed. Manbed ensued.
by Anonymous February 10, 2004
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