Malding

For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.

Gunmarking tanks with bad guns resulted in _AceDane_ malding

by AceDane November 18, 2020

malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.

So bad, so mad! Simply malding

by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021

Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.

Leftist losers are malding again.

by Trumpforever March 1, 2021

malding

when you're mad and you're balding

"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"

by throwawaygh June 24, 2021

Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

Maldinv

Maldinv = Malding but with a misplaced letter. Also balls in yo jaws.

Asmongold is Maldinv.
Asmongold:Cnat veen fknig pselll doood

by anonymous September 15, 2021

malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.

bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.

by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021