porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream

Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream

by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023

Mouth maid

A woman who prefers to use her mouth to sexually pleasure her partners.

"Janet is a real mouth maid,

all she wants to do is give head and swallow!

by Kushmuria August 8, 2021

stable maid

When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.

You should get a job as a stable maid.

by My friends are assholes April 14, 2017

Meat Maid

A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.

Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.

by lovelyowl December 15, 2012

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.

"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"

by K Jacobs May 15, 2007

Hispanic Maid

A character played out on a couple Family Guy episodes that plays to the "racist view" of middle aged Hispanic females.

Seen answering the door to Superman's house talking in broken English with a general Hispanic accent. (Louis kills Stewie episode)

Joe Swanson: Have you seen this baby?

Hispanic Maid: No, no. Missa Supa-man no here?

Joe: We're just looking for this baby.

Hispanic Maid: No. I have no money.

by killachickensumbum March 22, 2009