Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.
by The One U Trust September 23, 2011
Get the Macho Pubesmug. BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.
Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!
Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.
Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.
by PGI November 23, 2013
Get the david machomug. by Fuckfuckery September 1, 2019
Get the Macho Mannedmug. A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
Get the Macho Simpmug. a male who shows off excess amounts of masculinity to show that they are not homosexual when indeed they are
by maddypat May 1, 2019
Get the Macho Chachomug. A spanish word that means the typical stereotype that represent strong, hairy, fat men, usually they are lumberjacks and are known to be the kind of person that work on the kind of porn known as "osos maduros"
by Eustakios December 19, 2019
Get the macho ibéricomug. A name that is used by pussies to try and act tough but in reality their 5’4 and they stand on their money and he’s still 5’4
“Yo you see that pussy walking around callin himself big macho” “ Ye what a little hoe ass bitch” “fr fuck him and his life bing bong 👩🏻 🦲🖕🏻“
by doffy_law November 29, 2021
Get the Big Machomug.