moses effect

n. The effect a seat belt or bag strap has on a ladys tits.

Jeff: Did you see those tits there were parted like the red sea?
Roy: Some kind of Moses effect.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

Lauren Elizabeth Moser

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She will deny that she is beautiful and that just makes her more beautiful. She is the love of my life. Just thinking about her makes any guy smile. If you have a Lauren Elizabeth Moser you are very very lucky. Many men seek a Lauren but few find her. I happen to be lucky and have one. I wouldn't trade her for the world 💗

Friend #1: Damn That Lauren Elizabeth Moser is hot !
Friend #2: Yea I wish I had her.
Friend #1: too bad she's taken by some loser named Alec.

by AlekJacobbEubs February 16, 2015

dirty moses

Having sex with a girl that is on her period.

John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.

by archibole sans January 11, 2008

Furry Moses

A foreplay sex move. When a male or female with a mustache splits another persons butt cheeks (as Moses did the Red Sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. In other words, when you rub your mustache in their butt crack for sexual pleasure, or for fun.

"Hey there nice mustache! Would you care to give me a Furry Moses?"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"

by Rokael Monzala June 30, 2008

Moses

Sexy ass dude that likes to part bitches red seas. Can make a girl cum like none other. Sometimes a man whore.

Damn, you see Moses over there? I bet he's parting red seas tonight.

by 100percentthatbitch July 29, 2019

Mosesing

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.

Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.

by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016