Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

Finny J Mixer

Somebody who is a dick to everyone and has a vagina. A guy who won't listen to your problems and is just a big old dickbitch.

CuDi: Did you see that guy? He's being such a Finny J Mixer!

SwedishFish: Marcus is such a Finny J Mixer.

Puckfasa: Let's hope he doesn't break a nail!

by iamanonymouslysubmittingthis January 1, 2012

Concrete Shit Mixer

To hold a shit in all day, forcing the stomach to roll it in a tightly packed cinder block and having to force it out with a jack hammer.

Christian, I have to shit so bad but I think I can hold it in until I get off work.

You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 9, 2015

mixer

a good one consists of about 2000 teenagers crammed into a gym, very loud music, crazy dancing, usually lots of grinding, very hot and sweaty, and girls wearing almost nothing accept a sports bra and spandex

hey! did u go to the mixer last weekend??!!" ..... "yea! it was so crazy!! O_o

by nweibojrnvwfj January 24, 2011

Mixer

A person who love and supports Little Mix (ot4) at all costs

Mixers will forever love and support Little Mix:)

by Sophieeee:) February 18, 2019

Jizz Mixer

The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.

Those three guys can cum in Liz's mouth so Jenny can enjoy a jizz mixer.

by desiresonfire July 12, 2010

mixer

A dance, these are probably only held in loser towns like mine, but they DO exist, I assure you.

Guy: So...are you going to the mixer tonight?
Girl: I dunno...are you?
Guy: Well...I dunno...I asked you first!
Girl: Fuck the mixer, let's just have sex
Guy: Hellyes!

by Meg November 26, 2003