West Milford

n. A town in northern New Jersey that is meticulously bereft of prolific opulence. People from West Milford are generally considered by outsiders as any one of the following: redneck, hick, hillbilly, shitkicker or klansman.

adj. A state of being unclean and/or infected with one or more STD's, likely obtained from intercourse with a sibling or other close relative.

n. "I passed a trash heap the other day. A bum was living inside. It reminded me of West Milford."

adj. "Yo son, Stacy may look hot, but she's totally West Milford. She has the clap."

by Johnny O. April 26, 2006

Milf of Magnesia

A sexually desirable middle-aged woman, usually with kids, who inserts one or more of her fingers into her younger lover's rectum during sexual intercourse.

That Milf of Magnesia stuck her thumb in my ass!

by Professor of Milfology April 4, 2011

Milford,CT

It started out being called "Pillford" and now it's the Oxycotin capitial of the world!! It used to be a small seashore community and now it's a drug infested cess pool. The cops here are assholes also, man they love there tazers. And while we are being honest it turned into Babymommaville, you're not a cool teenager if you don't have a fatherless child. Don't get me wrong there are some nice places but those probably get robbed on a daily bascis by their drug addict children. This whole town needs to be on the A&E show Intervention.

Hey man meet me at the beach with two 80's and some blue berries, I'll bring the pot and pill crusher. Milford,Ct got to love it!!

by ssppmm October 31, 2007

New Milford

A town not too far from Farfield County. One place that you can find a farm every 20 acres of land. Most people live here because they lived in Farfield County and it just got too damn expensive.

I was in New Milford the other day. On my way home, I almost hit a cow.

by Mellisssaa October 19, 2005

West Milford

A town in Northern New Jersey. It's basically in the middle of no where. Trees surround it, and bears infest thoes trees. The High School is filled with druggies and drunks. Most people who live here want to leave ASAP. Trust me, don't move here. The taxes are high, and you get nothing.

There are many lakes that crackies vandalise and ruin. again, don't move here.

Girl 1: Hey, I'm moving to West Milford.
Girl 2: Really? That crack addict of a town?
Gril 1: Yeah. All my cousins live there.

by Jenny E. May 18, 2008

West Milford Black Bear

A sexual move when one partner takes a shit in the vagina, mouth or anus of the other.

I didn't have the time to take a dump in the bathroom, so I did a West Milford Black Bear instead.

by Cocktit69 February 22, 2010

milfoid

Extension of the popular acronym, milf. Mum I'd Like to Fuck Only If Drunk.

I thought she was a milf dude, but the morning after realised she was a total milfoid.

by PeachTea November 28, 2012