Metaporn

Something that will get you on the FBI's most wanted list very quick. Avoid at all costs!

My brother got arrested for consuming metaporn. He now faces death penalty.

by Ffffuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2022

Meataphor

The replacement of one meat with another, usually at a breakfast restaurant.

Hey! The waiter replaced my bacon with ham without even telling me, and right here, the menu says "no unannounced meataphors!"

by iamtheram October 1, 2008

Methaphorically Speaking

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

by gregster@TTPG August 1, 2009

metahorror

The new genre of horror that surpasses the previous one of simplistic scares. This genre messes with the idea that what you think is natural is the expected and in metahorror, expect the unexpected.

A: "I guess now it would be twitter, that would make more sense"
B: "A bunch of articulate teens sit around and deconstruct horror movies, until Ghostface kills them one by one. Its been done to death. The whole self-aware, post modern metahorror shit. Stick a fork in 1996 already."
A: "I like the stab movies, they're scarier. Its not aliens or zombies or little asian ghost girls. There is something real about a guy with a knife who just... snaps, it could really happen."

by Scre4ming4more October 18, 2011

Metaphorical Party Pants

The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.

Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.

by Rainbow Guy December 17, 2008

metaphore

comparing something without using like or as,dumbasses

She was bigger than a cow!!Fattie Now thats a metaphore

by Kristine T yler December 8, 2007

metaphorphosis

When something is metaphorically compared to something else so often that, in the view of public opinion, they become the same thing.

The Republicans think that if they claim enough times that the Tea Party is actually an independent party, metaphorphosis will make people think teabaggers are actually Independents.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010