mufflap

that large fold of skin and fat that hangs over a fat woman's muff, derivative of mudflap, as on a truck

WOW! Look at the mufflap on that porker!

by saints fan md September 17, 2006

Mufflerectomy

The act of totally removing the muffler and resonator from a vehicle and replacing with straight pipes, thus reducing the restrictions on exhaust flow, and giving the car a deeper, nicer exhaust sound. Usually done when new performance mufflers either do not exist or are too expensive.

Dietrich: Dude, there aren't any sport exhaust systems for my Jetta TDi.

Stefan: Don't worry about that crap, just give it a mufflerectomy.

by VonShroom March 5, 2007

Baghdad Muffler

Have your chick lay on her back, straddle her face spread out your ballsac while covering her mouth and nose. When she tries to breath, the air escaping her mouth shall make a muffled sound as it escapes the seal of your nutsac. This move was born on 11/15/2012 by JCassady in Baghdad, Florida. Named with the help of B. Cobb, and M Spratt on 11/16/2012. Also perfected by Z. McAuthur on 11/16/2012 thanks for the help team...

You have not lived until you have made your chick turn blue with the "Baghdad Muffler"

by JCassady November 17, 2012

chicken muffler

when engaging in rough anal sex with your partner, it is the act of shoving a chicken leg in the mouth of your partner to muffle their screams

Horace didn't want to wake the neighbors so he gave her the chicken muffler.

by izer September 18, 2014

mufflebuffin

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

by Amazing Mike March 16, 2008

mufflebob

When a man sits in the corner and cries with his head in a pillow while a woman he was planning on sleeping with fucks someone else.

I heard the cries of a mufflebob in the hotel room next to me.

by Melissa Joan Heart December 19, 2016

Muffla

Australian slang (noun) - cookies or slices made with butter containing resin from cannabis leaves.

1. "Those cookies look green spete? Yeah they're muffla mate"
2. "After about half an hour the muffla kicked in and holy fuck..."
3. "Nah I don't like smoking it. But I'll rip into the muffla"
4. "I've never laughed so much.... Gotta love the muffla!"
5. "Geez mate that muffla had stems in it"

by gibbalatte April 22, 2017