Lucius

Lucius is an interesting person who doesn’t know what he’s doing in life but is trying to find a purpose mostly looking into potential relationships. Most likely they will fail but he likes to dream about it.

There goes Lucius again into another failing relationship

by Bad definition 2019 August 5, 2019

Fecal Lucidity

A moment of clarity followed by the realization of just how shitty a given situation truly is. Commonly follows the act of undertaking a task, usually work related, and once fecal lucidity is achieved it is punctuated by the phrase "Oh, fuck!", "Fuck me!", or "Shitty shit shat!"

When Tim was assigned the task of recording company account spenditures he was elated but after going through expense reports and other financial records he had a moment of fecal lucidity, screamed "fuck me!", and ran to the closest bar to get blotto.

by MrMethod September 13, 2008

Lucis

Lucis means to thrust into a man. And for the man to love it.

Trevor was bent over and got Lucis in the ass!

by Sunstate sec October 29, 2018

lucid's pet turtle

an annoying ass fucking bot in the iamlucid server who everyone wants to kill.

person: "bless my aim"
lucid's pet turtle: "yeah that dude's never getting mod"
literally everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH

by PDuctions May 18, 2020

Lucid Nightmares

An ass level in the side-scrolling game Geometry Dash. The song for this level sounds like a bomb going off in your head and the cancerous game play will make you want to fuck yourself up.

Wow Lucid Nightmares is so ass I want to kill myself

by CyclesDefinesStuff January 24, 2021

Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags)

Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro ( aka Lucius Moneybags) is of African descent although looks much like jew. Although he has much tiny pp and smooth brain, he is nice.

Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags) defends his small pp by explaining the motion of the ocean argument, although we all know that that is a load of shit.

by Happy Days October 14, 2020

Lucius meme

When someone sends or says a unfunny meme or joke

Aidan: “ you see the meme in the group chat”
You: “ yea the Lucius meme”

by Mrbones629 November 19, 2020