LOMP

LOMP is and acronym for "Laughing off my pussy" commonly substituted for LMAO or LOL

Jenny- OMG did you see the pic she sent to her boyfriend?
Becky- I know she looked so fugly.
Jenny- LOMP what a cow.

by JohnnyWalkerStein December 10, 2009

Lorphie

Lorphie is a condensed version of little orphan Annie. It is usually used as a nickname for someone who resembles Annie or has some what Annie-like characteristics.

A girl with pale skin or bright red curly hair could be a nicknamed "Lorphie".

by Murph Tresly July 26, 2008

lophole

1. is a combination of both an asshole and a lop

2.someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, and a person that can't be explained because of the moranic ideas that they hold or idiotic actions they do.

Felix is so dumb and thinks he's so smart, what a lophole.

by chief86 September 25, 2008

lymph nards

1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's

Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.

by austinzyxw September 10, 2012

Loophole Girl

A girl that would like to stay a virgin, but still wants to have intercourse so she opts for buttsex.

> Tina is such a religious person. I bet she's a virgin.
< I heard she's a loophole girl.

by kkbro May 16, 2016

lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

Lompy

When an object is loose and lumpy.

Oh god! What happens to that sponge!? It's all lompy and brown!!!!!

by Peanut butter sculpture October 16, 2017