lolschwitz

A joke told in a comedy show that was so funny that it slayed so many of the audience that it became genocidally funny, and the arena (or stadium) that the show was held in will forever be known as the place where that genocide of comedy took place.

That Cow and Chicken show turned into lolschwitz. it's survivors were sworn to secrecy.

by Welshasian January 14, 2011

Lois Lane

ryhming slang for cocaine

for example "got any Lois Lane"

by ABH January 3, 2007

Lois Griffin

Lois griffin is the mother of the Griffins, for the famous T.V. show, Family guy. It is safe to say that she is one of the most sexually appealing anime characters in history. Everything about her screams SEXY!! From her sexy seductive voice to her sexy perfect body she is the ultimate animated sex fantasy.

Person 1: Lois Griffin is really sexy!!
Person 2: I love her body!!

by urban12323 May 7, 2014

shits and lols

Reason for doing things with no purpose; synonymous with shits and giggles.

lols has been substituted for those who are too lazy to type the full word, giggles or for those who have spent too much time playing computer games that lol is the only term they can think of when thinking of laughter.

bob: hey, want to shit in a condom and then freeze it?
john: what for?
bob: nothing, just for shits and lols

by ua89 March 21, 2008

Lols of Jericho, The

Any comedy/humor/hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.

...and then his pants fell down! OMG! OMG! Lols of Jericho!!!

by Mark H January 23, 2007

Lolism

Lolism is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriarchal all-powerful Glold. The Holy Book of Lolism is the Biblole, from the Greek word Biblolios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Biblole is not one book but indeed 69 books. Unlike Christianity, there are no different denominations of Lolism because the Glold was smart enough to avoid writing contradictions in the Biblole.
One basic tenet of Lolism is that Alvin Lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. Those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in His second coming.

- The first prophets of Lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
- The first church of Lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com

Lolism is a much better religion than Christianity.

by Oliver Zhang August 28, 2008

LOLS

Laughing Out Loud Silently. Used when someone says something that is supposed to be funny, but it actually isn't. Does not cause offence, because usually the person you say 'LOLS' to, thinks that you are just using the plural of the commonly used abbreviation, 'LOL' (laughing out loud). Can be used in any situation where abbreviations are appropriate.

Nathan: Oh my gosh, guess what happened to me today? I was walking, in the rain, and I got WET!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Marcie: LOLS.
Nathan: I know! It's like, hilarious, right?
Marcie: Sure. Whatever you say, Nathan.

by Barclay Crayfish September 4, 2010