Loggerhead Rodeo

Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!

Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??!

Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!

Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!

Dude2: Excellent!

Dude1&2 - Air guitar

by EvilNobby July 31, 2009

Swamp Logger

Male slamhog

That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!

by micklb June 28, 2009

Logger

Like pogger, but if it has to do with logs or wood

"Bro, Loggers!"

by maethowie August 25, 2020

vagina logger

Someone who likes to bang pussy.

"gay men talking"
gay guy 1:Why don't you love me anymore?
gay guy 2:because...I don't wanna ba an ass logger...I wanna ba a vagina logger..

by Sarah Knight August 26, 2006

shit-logger

A real dumb person. Someone your mad at. Someone you dont like. that kind of thing

ow! you shit-logger! that hurt!

by Charlotte January 21, 2004

loggerithms

Mathematical formulas used by timber companies for maximizing their pulp 'n' paper yield.

I applied for a lumberjack's job and answered "excelled at loggerithms in high school" when I was asked what experience I had in da field. I got da job, but my foreman still just gives me a blank puzzled look each morning when I ask if he has any loggerithms for me to work out prior to our heading out into da forest.

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

loggers

1. what autocorrect changes 'poggers' to.
2. a very well known meme in the tannar eacott discord server, when something is great, it is loggers.
(logchamp is a variation of the word and is basically our way of saying 'mad lad')

*someone levels up*
everyone in the chat: loggers

by fullysh00k January 4, 2019