what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

by Pete September 7, 2003

carbo-loading

Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.

All right lads, the big race is tomorrow, so I want carbo-loading at your dinner tables. That means lots of pasta, rice, and potatoes.

by Darth Ridley November 12, 2006

loaded

really rich; "loaded" with money.

"Man, why you with that girl? She's a bitch and she's got you whipped!"
"Dogg she's loaded...you ever see that pimped-out Ferrari she drives around in?"

by Nick D May 27, 2003

hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Boston Muzzle loader

When having intercourse in "doggy style" you extract the smokeless tobacco or dip from you mouth and place it into the girls anus. Then using your penis, you ram it into her anal cavity.

"Man i gave that fat bitch a Boston muzzle loader last night."

by C Cask November 2, 2009

ladies who lunch

Rich middle-aged women with no jobs or other meaningful way to occupy their time, who descend on upscale cafes around lunchtime to hang out with each other more because they have nothing better to do than because they like the company. Generally despised by cafe workers.

I don't know why Ina Garten has this "ladies who lunch" persona -- you know she busts her ass when she goes to work.

by Lady Csyde January 16, 2007

free-loader

A bunch of poor people chillin' at somebody elses house eatin' somebody elses food and watchin somebody elses TV.

"Hey let's figure something out so that a bunch of us free loaders can go watch DCI championships at such-n-so's place"

by Crazy Synth Man June 24, 2005