Lampus

A great guy, a bit gay but that's okay. Has a great bod and rocks the chub n' tuck like a boss.

Those lampus' are always stealing my girl

by Klepps November 3, 2017

limpstick

Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".

I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.

by QuacksO December 8, 2019

limpshed

A cock

There a limpshed in my ass

by Big man300 November 17, 2020

Limousine

Something that you'd only want to ride in to hard flex (i.e. limo renting). They give off associations of crime, as all those stereotypical gangs/mafias always ride in some sort of fancy limousine.

"Hey wanna help me pay off a limousine? We can share the ownership"
"Uhhh hell naw man, I'd much rather buy a Tesla"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 26, 2022

Limpose

Someone who is being sassy and they know it

Tom: “Baylee is such a limpose, did you see what she said to porter?”
Lachie: “ yeah I heard about that, she knows exactly what’s she’s doing”

by Thomas armani July 27, 2022

lumpusus

Sharply round lumps that cut and sooth at the same time.

That bull has a huge lumpusus on it's left horn, it feels weird.

by Senbonsakura October 5, 2022

Lampussi

Skill issue

Dude, Lampussi says skill issue so much that he IS skill issue my guy

by ElldieDarling<3 December 15, 2022