landau

A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.

Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"

by Hector Brockelbank October 17, 2006

Ladas

A corn tortilla rolled around a filling, and smothered with chili. Popular Tex Mex food.

Hey, what do you say we swing by El Fenix and grab some ladas before the mavs game?

by OED214 April 4, 2019

LaDainian Tomlinson

Running back for the San Diego Chargers. Drafted out of Texas Christian University. Used his unbelievable vision and tremendous agility to set the NCAA record with 406 rushing yards in a single game his junior year, finish with 1,850 and 18 touchdowns that season and continue with 2,158 yards and 22 touchdowns his senior season. Had 5,263 rushing yards in his college career, sixth in D-1 history. Drafted by the Atlanta Falcons with the fifth pick, but immediately traded for first overall pick Michael Vick in the 2001 NFL draft. Ran for 1,200 yards his first five seasons. Became the first player to catch 100 passes and rush for 1,000 yards in the same year (2003), holds the record for consecutive games with a TD, tied the record for most consecutive games with any non-passing TD (18), on October 16, 2005, became the 7th player ever to rush, catch and pass a TD, and became the fastest ever to 100 TD (89 games). Set a new NFL record in 2006 with 19 touchdowns in six games, and has broken his career record with 22 TD in 2006 in just ten games. Has five career passing TD on nine attempts. Often considered underrated because of a lack of exposure on the West Coast.

LaDainian Tomlinson is a beast.

by Jay Ridnour November 23, 2006

LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!

"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"

by Klynchwich October 28, 2008

landards

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009

Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse

She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".

by Jtrigger April 22, 2011

Ladavoochery

- Ladavoochery

A term much like Swinery, Laddish Behaviour, Loutish Behaviour etc...

Often used by ladavooches themselves (see Lad) to question fellow ladavooches if they shall be performing any unsavoury acts in the near future.

Ladavooch1 - "Yo lad, up to any ladavoochery this evening?."

Ladavooch2 - "Aye lad, me and the other swines are going down the pub to have a few sherberts (see Booze)."

by S. Ladavooch October 8, 2006