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Latte Macchiato

A bottle of coffee and milk product from K-fee.
Now, Without so much caffeine. K-fee, NEW! Latte Macchiato Classic.
by FF2007 Vyonder December 27, 2022
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cosmic latte

dude a: "hey man, what color is the universe?'
dude b: "cosmic latte, son."
by karasaiser November 27, 2013
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latte chop

*a white girl who is intoxicated
*a white girl who hits you while drinking her Starbucks coffee
definition 1:
Sarah: "Hey! Are you staring at that girl's butt?"
Darren: "What? No, of course not! I was just...looking at the street sign"
Sarah: *smacks Darren in the face*
Darren: "You totally just latte chopped me! What IS it with you white girls? So sensitive"

defintion 2:
Tiffany: "have you seen Sarah lately? I can't get a hold of her"
Darren: "She's constantly latte chopped. Don't be surprised if she doesn't return your calls."
by eufreaquiem December 22, 2014
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english latte

When you cum in a girls face them tea bag her and fart in her face
I'm gonna make you an English latte bitch
by OB South October 14, 2017
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Latin Latte

Latte is latin for you payed to much for you coffee
by The Daily Snuff November 23, 2010
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Russian Latte

A former-Soviet sexual act in which two fully-uniformed Spetsnaz soldiers simultaneously ejaculate into a full coffee mug. After stirring they feed this to their pet wolves. Once believed to be a fun way of attempting man-wolf crossbreeding, most admit that they were simply bored. This practice was later adopted by American cafes as a way to cut costs on dairy products, most famously by Starbucks using it for all dairy products since 2003.
Chekov: Nothing happening tonight at the base?
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.
by AmericanoEnchilado August 6, 2012
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Latte Sipper

A Person that is rich as hell and usually snotty that uses an Apple Macintosh computer

in other words there fags and use crapple macintrash.

Hey check out this weeks leopard mac bro..! i just got it after spilling my latte on my old osX mac
Latte Sipper- basically in short they go to a wireless hotspot lounge with a coffee shop and get a latte and sip it as they use there macintrash laptop. Or if they live at home and have a macintrash desktop they may fuckin have a home-latte/espresso machine to get there fag latte.
by teh w1ndz0r August 10, 2008
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