baron lasers

The most epic Laser Baron that ever lived, he shoots lasers because he is Baron Lasers

Baron Lasers is a fad on YTMND

by BARON LASERS June 17, 2008

lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

laser focus

Intensely paying attention to a single object, concept, person, or activity to the exclusion of everything else.

She had such laser focus on a guy named Chad that she failed to realize that her best friend was in dire trouble.

by Zappoblappo November 26, 2013

Lateral Gravity Syndrome

Lateral Gravity Syndrome (or LGS) is the strange, unexplained force that draws boys and girls inexplicably to opposite sides of the dance floor at a party.

Because of Lateral Gravity Syndrome, Tom didn't speak to Katie all night.

by Hollerama October 28, 2006

LaserSharp

Literally the biggest boomer in all of UL. Honestly, LaserSharp is a stupid beaner and he should die. LaserSharp is one of the owners of ARP (Abnormally Red Piss) squad, which is filled with entitled faggots that think they're cool.

Ew, it's LaserSharp, let's kill him!

That kid seems pretty stupid, it must be LaserSharp.

by iFuckMyBrother24/7 September 16, 2019

You'll thank me later

It really does depend on the context/situation.

If someone has done you a favour and you tell them that you don't know how to thank them, they could say: "You can thank me later" in the sense of that you can do them a favour later and help them with something.

If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.

If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.

by tarik99 February 24, 2017

hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.

Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018