papa lapped a pap lopped

Proof Gackt is on crack.

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.

by theintertron June 17, 2004

fur lapper

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.

The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.

by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005

Laperooter

An electronic item that can be utilised for study and work. Its common usage is for word processing, however, they have a multitude of other purposes, such as the creation of tables and figures for mathematic equations.

"Alright, chaps, It's time to get your laperooters out!"
"Is there a spare plug? I need to chargerooter my laperooter."

by chafeross1 September 26, 2018

LaPier

A highly superior person, exuding the utmost regality and fortitude. LaPiers often demonstrate resilience, courage, confidence, practicality, sense, wisdom, and poise. They provide cohesion in their social groups due to their keen sense of humor and non-judgmental attributes. Generally, LaPiers possess exceptional livers, which aid in the consumption of adult beverages, for which they love to imbibe.

1. "LaPier power!"
2. "I wish I were a LaPier. They are so good-looking and popular and can manhandle the tequila with such gumption."

by TheWrecker February 5, 2010

lampsexual

if you're into lamps sexually, you're lampsexual.

Andrew is into lamps so he's lampsexual.

by Lamplover27 June 23, 2018

Lapslap

A prank where you quickly close someone's laptop when they're not expecting it or in the middle of working with it. Ideally the laptop is set to hibernate or shut down when the lid is closed so they have to then reboot their computer.

Best practice is to shout 'Awww, lapslap!' when lapslapping someone.

"Fuck, I just got lapslapped and my computer takes ages to restart... and I didn't save my essay."

by David Letterman 1234 March 11, 2009

laplet

It is a laptop-tablet hybrid that runs on full version of Windows and it can run not just the tablet app (mostly from Windows Store) but also the full desktop apps like Photoshop, etc.

I bought a new laplet, it's a brand spanking new Microsoft Surface Pro 3.

by hybridtheory97 December 13, 2014