Probe-a-latic

A synonym for condoms. Usually used in a playful manner.

Probe- stick in
latic- plastic

Yo Ralf, i need me a probe-a-latic, Jessica comin ova and she said its on!

by BiGriCHaRD August 22, 2008

LaCricia

Drama queen; loves to gossip and spread rumors about people. Friends with all the whores, sluts, and skanks.

Alex- "Hey Lacricia!"

LaCricia-"Oh my god im gonna tell everyone you had sex!"

Alex-"You bitch!"

by picklemyweiner April 7, 2010

lactivist

A erson whom claims to be an activist on a cause but it's just empty words, as in lacking any enthusiasm, also known as an Armchair Activist.

He went on about the green issue but campaigned nothing, he's such a lactivist

by Carolina Maria Fasolo December 19, 2015

Lacticious

Faking breast-feeding in front of strangers to get a reaction.

While out to eat she was being lacticious to get a reaction from the onlookers.

by Rebel Horizen's Marketing November 24, 2022

Lacticous

Baby humans naturally need milk for growing. When this milk is provided on tap via the mother's teet. When the baby attaches it's (toothless) mouth to the female nipple like it was the Tootsie Pop owl, the nerve endings on mom's boob positively react to the sucking sensation in a weird but pleasurable way by producing lactose (breast milk). This happens because the mother likes how it feels and because it's feels weirdly sexual, her brain tells her that her baby needs this milk to live and it's totally normal. This contradictory feeling leaves the mother feeling lacticuos.

When something is weird but normal (oftentimes metaphorically).

When the Disc Golfer became frustrated was told an 18 hole course would cost real money to play, but only until he was told a golf cart would be included. This left him feeling very lacticous.

by Baul Punyan December 14, 2023

lattice jousting

Refers to the sound of a man with a lettuce pistol and a woman with a ham wallet cuming together usually associated with a slapping sound (i.e. two or more people, with shaved parts, cuming together)
1)Lattice jouster - one who engages in the act of lattice jousting

"I hear lattice jousting....I want in on that!"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

Lantics

Lad Antics.
The sort of stuff a Lad would naturally get up to.

A: There were too many Lantics last night.

by Kenneth the pussy slayer February 21, 2012