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london road

The term used to describe the dialect of English, spoken originally by roadmen but its use has now spread across all ends of London and is used by chavs , youtes and increasing numbers of adolescents in London. Has evolved from London slang and other foreign dialects of english (e.g Caribbean English).
Jay: wats gud my g

Malachi: i was at mahim's yard

Jay: Isit?

Malachi: The party was bangin, then Jerusha pops up, she gave me uck fam

Jay:Big man ting ? Rahh, my man

Todd: what are they saying?

Percy: I believe he's using london road to describe his experience at a party which involved receiving oral sex.
by Doggy_365 June 4, 2017
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London

London is a fine ass girl with a super sweet and funny side who never gives up and is super strong willed with a freaky side.
Did you see that guy he's dating a London he's so lucky.
by Nsnzjnxnsme May 19, 2018
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stacy london

stacy london: shut up u look amazing holy crap

random dude: ur hot
by XXXKongIsInMyPantsXXX September 13, 2008
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South London

"You've got some work down in South London? Don't forget to pack your sword and shield."
by MajorMajorMajorMajor January 27, 2015
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London Long-Snapper

When you are about to take a leak, get in a 3 point stance, like a center in the NFL, with your back towards the toilet. Once in the 3 point stance grab your junk with your other hand and aim for the toilet. When the time is right let it flow. That is how you successfully execute the London Long-Snapper.
London Long-Snapper.. Try it!
by Dave Devenney October 7, 2007
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Like a pig in London

1.To feel out of place in a certain situation.

i) Socially Awkward

2. Lost, don't know where you are.
1. Chanice, aged 15, dressed head to toe in her favorite lime green lonsdale tracksuit walks into the popular yet expensive store Topshop. She says to her two month year old child Jordan, ' I feel like a pig in London'.

2. Whilst on their gap year Tarquin and Beatrice decide to travel to Africa. They accidently wander into the Somalian Desert, Tarquin says to Beatrice, 'gosh I feel like a pig in London'.
by Elliiiii December 22, 2010
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London

To Londoners the only place that exists in the UK, rather like a city full of the Flat earth society.
Outsider: I live in Wales.

Londoner: You must be made from Dark Matter!
by Don Ludd September 23, 2009
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