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LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.
Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.
by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015
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piss licker

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss
You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!
by Fukaface! October 14, 2011
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poo licker

One who is an annoying, spineless, shit talker that cant or wont back up the shit spilling from their cock holster
Dale talks so much shit, I tried to beat his ass but the poo licker took off running
by Drbigbuds July 12, 2007
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by crazy I was crazy once March 24, 2023
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Doll Licker

by Doll Licker General November 13, 2020
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The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."
Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
by movie fanatic August 3, 2009
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