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The purple flower on a banana or plantain tree in Jamaica.
When banana ago dead him show him kunt
Kunt by Maas jl April 23, 2026
Related Words
(koont) the turkish word for stupid
"God that guy is such a künt!"
künt by Bob Rugner September 6, 2009

Kunt Kardashian 

slang from Kim Kardashian and her dumb, rich, bitch, greedy attitudes and her slutty lifestyle.
Kim: I just made 18 Million on my wedding!
Random person: Yeah and it only lasted 72 days....
Random person 2: There's starving children in Africa you Kunt Kardashian
Kunt Kardashian by Kris Humphries November 3, 2011

kunt pao 

I went down on Ming Ching, and had some kunt pao. Tasted like chile peppers.
pussy kung pao Chinese cunt
kunt pao by Pandastic June 23, 2016

Kunt Muffin 

Noun: Similar to Cunt Muffin, the notable difference being the "K" which changes the word from a horrific insult to a loving term of endearment.

Often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.

It is also important to note that when calling someone a Kunt Muffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.
Carly: Jane just bought me shoes for my birthday!
Sam: Aw, that is so sweet!
Carly: She is such a kunt muffin!
Sam: That isn't very nice!
Carly: No, no I mean a kunt muffin with a K.
Kunt Muffin by CraigHayger October 28, 2013

kunt and the gang 

A minor internet star from the 2000s and 2010s. He is a dark comedy singer who had 2 songs in the charts. Kunt mainly sings about topics lads would discuss at the pub alongside his puppet partner Little Kunt (who had his own album).
My Bumrape Place and Use My Arsehole as a Cunt are songs by Kunt and the Gang.