kraken hamster

A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.

Whoa, that girl is a total kraken hamster.

by InnocentBystander1 August 3, 2011

krameover

The feeling after eating at Kramer dining center at Kansas State University, generally associated with extreme discomfort and/or nausea

"Man, I'm suffering from the worst krameover today, I really need to cancel my meal plan"

"That's the last time I eat the kramer pastrami, krameover for sure tomorrow"

by AntonioBanderas69 October 24, 2011

Kapelophile

kapelophile is a lover of hats, kapelophiles have an abundance of hats that they love to wear daily.

A kapelophile is a person who loves to wear hats, who has an abundance of hats that they wear daily.

by Apnbomb September 22, 2013

krapchat

beyond bullshit, a form of desperate bitching or whining that could qualify as a frustrated epitaph on the unmarked grave of freedom of speech.

That's not even bitching, that's just krapchat.

by krapchat July 23, 2019

Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU

Stop being a kraken on crack

by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021

Zombie Kraken

1) A near undefeatable monster of biblical proportions originating from the sea which can survive on land. The Zombie Kraken is capable of devouring the largest of ships and small towns with relative ease. Its quick temper and vengeful nature makes it a beast best avoided.

2) A rock band which documents the many adventures of the Kraken in its un-dead form.

“Here comes the Zombie Kraken! Better make like a tree.”

by KrakenFan September 29, 2012

Snatch Kraken

When a woman's snatch (female genitalia) releases the Kraken out of it, usually during sexual relations such as intercourse.

"Hey Wesley, did you make her release the snatch kraken last night?"

by micloven01 December 25, 2013