Knife round

Literally anything other than knife round, if you want to do a knife round do not say knife round.

"Lets do a Knife round!"

*Proceeds to get repeatedly spawn killed and quits game*

by Orville Titsidaisy February 1, 2022

Rubber knife gang

A group of kids, hanging around, trying to look tough, but are actually harmless.

Mabel: I don't know if we should go into the 7-11. There's a bunch of kids hanging around.

Gertrude: Them? They're just a rubber knife gang.

by Fromagewhiz May 14, 2012

Tiny Knife

The phrase "Tiny Knife" is in reference to a popular TF2 artwork posted on r/tf2 on Feb. 22, 2022 where a class called The Spy from Team Fortress 2 (Hereby referred to as "The Spy") in the game Team Fortress 2 is drawn holding a knife that is smaller than it should be. A comment was made on a criticism of the drawing saying "Tiny Knife" reading as follows:

"May you please explain this? How on fucking earth was your criticism constructive all you said was essentially 'you drew this poorly' other comments literally did exactly what constructive criticism is, criticism that says what can be improved upon. I wish I didn't even get ropes in this, as your previous activity even in this specific subreddit makes you sound like a ultra-asshole. So for your 'mentally debilitated child' mind, don't be a dick in your criticism."

This reply also became a common copypasta spread among the community, often referenced in other artworks where The Spy is holding a knife which is smaller than usual.

The original tiny knife, goddamn magnificent.

by beanz66 March 17, 2022

chill bro knifeman

A random dude that pulls over on the side of the road to help you cut a plastic sheet that is stuck under your car. At first it appears that he is running towards you with a knife to shank you, but in reality he is just here to help and is a real chill bro.

I was stuck on the side of the road with a plastic sheet wrapped around my wheel, but a chill bro knifeman came to save the day.

by Thefza October 24, 2019

every duck has its knife

An idiom meaning every cute thing has a threatening side. Originates from images of a plush duckie holding a toy knife with a soulless expression. Similar to the related idiom "every rose has its thorns."

Although the small, adorable Talyssa is usually kind, she definitely has a feisty side, too. Every duck has its knife.

by flonoot November 2, 2020

Swiss Army Knife

As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream...

You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.

"You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife.

by Sipow July 26, 2018

Eat hot knife

In battlefield, it is the phrase used when a player stabs an opponent with a knife, and steals his dogtags, rendering the soldier dead and tagless. It is the utmost humiliation that one can render upon another player. The phrase should only be used when one of the many painful knife animations are played, and the dogtags of the opponent are taken. It should not be used on knife slice kills. Oftentimes, after this phrase is used, a teabagging proceeds it.

Legend has it that the phrase was coined by BilboTBagginU on the popular "violent industries" servers.

*Knifer knifes opponent*

Knifer: WHERE ARE YOUR TAGS NOW SONNY?

Knifer: oh yea, EAT HOT KNIFE!

*Knifer proceeds to teabag opponent*

by teabag_prophet March 28, 2013